The Black Mudpuppy

"Cousin! http://t.co/xmuaBUUU6l"

"Hey everyone. I'm attempting to raise money for The American Cancer Society's Relay for Life event. Even if... http://t.co/W8wotiOQoT"

"In case you missed it. http://t.co/zlS7XVE8Wh"

"Does it count as a time travel ability if I'm able to travel 1 second per second into the future, and only forwards?"

"@limebutterfly How bout this one: the most recent Star Wars came out 8 years ago. #nowyoufeelolder"